As above. I've started fobbing everywhere.

I may have spare female to female one in my man box

Mike obviously doesn't have a man-box :-)

Female to female would kick ass (apologies, watching too much South Park). I have a man box, though it is full of the only things a real man needs to fix anything - cable ties, PTFE and Panzer tape. Well, anything except beer line. What can I swap you for it?

Won't you need two?

I'm not sure, why would I? I've a wee plastic expander thingy to jam in the back of the tap that came with it, should do the trick, non?

Oh, and I have just emptied my first cornie in a week. Tits. Must brew more beer.

Yes, you need two, but clearly you already have one!